One is hard to handle but it’s really not too bad
Put these two together and soon a plot is hatched
I hear ‘em in the back seat not loud enough to listen
I know that soon that’s not gonna be the only thing I’m missing

Two’s trouble
I know these two are trouble
Got nothing I can say to confirm my suspicion
But I got a bad feeling
Two’s trouble

Half a woman half a child a little too young to know
A completely different story from a couple years ago
Put these two together and you know all bets are off
They look just like two angels ‘til they take their halos off

Two’s trouble
I know these two are trouble
Got nothing I can say to confirm my suspicion
But I got a bad feeling
Two’s trouble

I know what they’re doing
I know what they’re thinking
I know…what could I do?

They’re masters of deception they will sneak up from behind
Before you know what they are doing they’ll make you change your mind
About the time you realize that you’ve just been had
They roll their eyes and look at you and say ‘I love you dad!’

Two’s trouble
I know these two are trouble
Got nothing I can say to confirm my suspicion
But I got a bad feeling
Two’s trouble
Tom Potter
vocals / bass

Steve Fillicelli
vocals / drums

Lamar Davis
guitar

Nikki Fillicelli & Ashley Potter
girl talk
lyrics by Steve Fillicelli
& Tom Potter
music by Tom Potter
©2006 HairOfTheDogProductions